The Audi A7........

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 06/23/2015 at 22:06 • Filed to: None

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Nothing even comes close to it. I need an A7 in my life, just look at that sexy.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:09

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Ahem

M54B30 > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:10

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I’ll just say it - ugly.

Everyone shits on the Crosstour, X6, Aztek (rightfully so across the board), and this is the same thing, just less wheel well gap.

jkm7680 > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 06/23/2015 at 22:10

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The Rs7 is sexy and all, but dat natural wood trim.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:11

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They are so close to having depreciated into our price range. So. Close.

jkm7680 > M54B30 06/23/2015 at 22:13

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Yeah, no.

This is an Aztek.

This is a Crosstour.

I’ll gladly shit on both of those with all my might, because they’re hideous.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:13

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It’s got such a sad droopy ass.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:14

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but RS7

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2015 at 22:14

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likeyourmoms

uuuuu wottttttttt m8888888

jkm7680 > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 06/23/2015 at 22:15

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Fine, I can fap to both.

pip bip - choose Corrour > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:16

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just think of the repair bills you’ll also get.

jkm7680 > pip bip - choose Corrour 06/23/2015 at 22:17

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I shall feast upon your soul.

M54B30 > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:17

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The Aztek is a stretch but the others all suffer from “my roof goes into my ass but not in a well designed way” syndrome. The only difference is ride height.

If anything, the Crosstour pulled it off better, the A7 kinda has a trunk shape going on for a few inches after the end of the hatch but its too short to look good and too big to unsee. The Crosstour at least made it a coherent shape

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:17

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911e46z06 > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:18

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When I see this:

I think this:

jkm7680 > M54B30 06/23/2015 at 22:18

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Well, it would look dumb if it just magically turned into it’s ass. There’s no room for a spoiler to put your Starbucks Grande Crappachino.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2015 at 22:21

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Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > M54B30 06/23/2015 at 22:21

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Have you seen a crosstour on the road? Quasi Modo laughs at it

Wobbles the Mind > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:22

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Great face but the ass and hips aren’t right anymore. Now the competition...

Dat Profile,

Dat Arch

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:24

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I saw one of these today. Looks very good.

jkm7680 > Wobbles the Mind 06/23/2015 at 22:24

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nah, competition looses.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:24

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Meh, 6GC plz.

jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/23/2015 at 22:24

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I’m not sure if it’s just me, but these things look really nice in front of modern houses.

jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/23/2015 at 22:25

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paaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssss

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:26

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You’re right, I will. On the highway when your Audi acts like an Audi and sticks you on the shoulder.

Kidding, mostly.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 22:27

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No. It’s not just you. It’s pretty good. I can’t find a good pic on Google though.

Tapas > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 23:03

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I’m with you on that :) Well, almost - I prefer the S7 (if I’m being realistic) and the RS7 (bonkers dream) better.

Dream garage would be F-Type S Coupe, S7 and a dirty off roadable SUV :)

Sn210 > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 23:08

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There are TWO in my office parking lot. There's a white S7 and a silver A7.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > jkm7680 06/23/2015 at 23:47

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I’ll just leave this here

not for canada - australian in disguise > jkm7680 06/24/2015 at 00:08

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Best part is the optional Bang & Olufsen speakers. Although really, they’re the best part of any car with them as an option.

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680 06/24/2015 at 00:48

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RS7 in matte

Dunnik > jkm7680 06/24/2015 at 01:06

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Cé hé sin > jkm7680 06/24/2015 at 04:53

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When I see one of these

I think one of these. No, they’re not the same

NJAnon > jkm7680 06/24/2015 at 22:57

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There are some nice lines on that model.